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" 4TH OF JULY 2011 " - Dependent on : Junk Food Golf Teleprompter

" LA JOLLA’S ANNUAL FOURTH OF JULY FIREWORKS " - La Jolla’s annual 4th of July fireworks show now requires evaluation under the California Environmental Quality Act.


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U.S. NEWS & WORLD REPORT STUDY - Celebrating 4th of July could turn you into a Republican... Woah. Just WTF does that say about liberals then? Patriotism? Founding Values? Freedom? Amazing...

GEORGE BUSH, JULY 12, 2007 -

Whiny Liberal Crybabies Throw a Wet Blanket on the 4th of July Because It's Bad for Gaia -

Happy Independence Day -

Feds’ 4th of July Message To Us: Don't Grill Meat, Grill Pineapple. My 4th of July Message to Feds: Mind Your Own Business. -

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DebtToAmerica - July 6, 2015, 1:58 am
i think its pretty good advice, its hard to defend liberty when you're so fat you need a mobility scooter.

The Last Sentence -

Celebrate the 4th of July Like a Real American -

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DebtToAmerica - July 6, 2015, 1:53 am
P.S. - this is sarcasm, pointing out the fact that pro-war conservatives have turned the US into the kind of empire it declared independence from. if the founding fathers could speak they'd be screaming "i hate you imperialist m**********rs!"
DebtToAmerica - July 6, 2015, 1:51 am
yeah! dont those hippies know that the founding fathers supported the idea of perpetual war funded by excessive taxation of the subjects of a brutal psuedodemocratic empire?

But at least Republiklans -

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fauxnews - July 11, 2016, 3:25 am
The category WAS: "Questions Republicans Can't Answer Without Lying or s******ing their pride." Who will our next contestant be on this special episode of Republitard Jeopardy? Stay Tuned! Now for this commercial break....
fauxnews - July 11, 2016, 3:21 am
*Jeopardy music ends* It is spelled "cognitive",and NOT congnitive - which you will find in NO dictionary.The question WAS:"IS Dubya as bad or worse than Obama?" And though you squirmed a lot, you didn't answer the question.YOU LOSE.Thanks for playing :^D
Cyberhagen - July 10, 2016, 4:52 pm
LOL, "congnitive dissonance"... right out of the libby dictionary playbook. Overuse buzzwords much? Neither Dubya nor Obama have directly affect the price of gas, and it was both up and down under both of them. Gameshow buzzer *Bzzzt*
fauxnews - July 10, 2016, 1:35 pm
P.S. Your 'cognitive dissonance' is worse than any of our "psychological transference". *Jeopardy music STILL playing*
fauxnews - July 10, 2016, 1:34 pm
Actually, I can prove it. By your own standards, then Dubya was a TERRIBLE President. Worse than Obama for all the reasons you listed. Objectively speaking, would you agree? :^) *Jeopardy music playing*
Cyberhagen - July 10, 2016, 1:25 pm
Wrong. You can attempt your psychological transference on me all you like, it doesn't make your dreamworld reality.
fauxnews - July 9, 2016, 8:30 pm
If he were a Republican and had the exact same record, you would be offering praise. You would be lying if you said otherwise. Try again
Cyberhagen - July 9, 2016, 3:20 pm
3) Unemployment, that's debatable. A lot of people having simply given up. 4)He did do that, hope he cut the right things. 5) Wat? Evidence?
Cyberhagen - July 9, 2016, 3:16 pm
1) He has nothing to do with the price of gas, that is the Sauds trying to lowball OPEC. 2) Pulling out of a country irresponsibly leaving ISIS to form and terrorize is not "ending a war". AQ is growing again in the far east and Asia too. gg
Bandit5906 - July 6, 2016, 12:34 am
Timne for your meds Mr. Faux!

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